What’s it Like to Sleep with a Milf?

Dear Aunty

I’ve just started dating someone with kids; it’s the first time ever. My mates are all having a laugh about it as they say I won’t feel a thing when we have sex. I’m a bit worried to be honest. I don’t know what to expect, what if it’s not tight enough to feel and I can’t come as a result?

Dear  Toddler

You don’t mention your age, but your mates sound like virgins. Do they know nothing of the female body? The vagina can actually be tighter after childbirth as not only does it spring back perfectly, pelvic floor muscles are exercised more frequently and women find they orgasm more easily.

How do you think women feel every single time they date a new man without knowing if he’s got a tiny penis or not? It’s a gamble we always take. I’d be more bothered about if you have the sexual maturity and knowledge to actually satisfy this woman, as it sounds as though you need a few lessons in the bedroom before you can call yourself a man.

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